A Message from the Men's Club Captain
Club Champs 3rd and final qualifying - if you missed the earlier rounds due to the weather you can still qualify with a good score this coming Saturday.  There are spots available in all grades.  Good luck to those that battled February's weather and are still in the running for the stroke play titles.  
 
Thanks to those who missed short putts the Jackpot Hole was not struck again.   $104 now carried over to this Saturday.  
 
Lastly, just a reminder that normal Wednesday golf will not be on this week with the Bristol Cup being held.  The course will be closed for this event.
 
Craig

WOMENS SECTION

Hi

Pennant teams to play on Monday is Vets Miriam Cathy W, Cath Mc and Carrol and Silver Morna,Kelly Di and Frances .. 48 Ladies will be at Timaru for Vets good luck ladies

Cleaners this week are Janet Yee and Carol Rodden

Cath P would like to say a big thanks to Raelene for sorting the new tops and Jerseys for the club 

Just a reminder that if you want a logo on your top or jersey drop into XCM courner of Church st and LeCren tomorrow

Lynda

 

 


9 holers

Hi All

Another great day of Thursday Club golf.  There were fourteen 9 holers and three 18 holers.
Results
Best Gross
Division One
Natasha Brown  48
Verna Parker 54
Sharon Smith 60
Di Surridge 60
Division Two
Kay Taylor 61
Sue Reeves 65
Gundy Gregor 68
Keri Murphy 68
Best Net
Division One
Verna Parker 32
Natasha Brown 32
Sharon Smith 39
Division Two
Kay Taylor 34
Gundy Gregor 40
Keri Murphy 40
 
Timaru 9 hole tournament 12 May
Sharon has already found sponsorship to the tune of $100 for us from Paul Smith Earthmoving.  If anyone else has any suggestions about sponsorship or donations, we can discuss next week
 
Daylight Saving
We will swith to 10.00 starting time from 3. April
 
 

 


Special General Meeting
A Reminder that the Special General meeting is scheduled for 7pm on Monday 11 April 2022
 
The Agenda is:
 
1. The Adoption of the New Constitution
2. The Adoption of the Strategic Plan
3. The Adoption of the new Honorific Memberships
 
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact a member of the Committee

Constitution Update
Following feedback from members we have made a small number of changes to our draft constitution.
 
A copy of the revised draft is attached. Following further discussions, we hope to ratify this constitution at the Special General Meeting on April 11th at 7pm.

Club Survey
Thank you to those members who returned survey forms. You have provided us with excellent feedback and we have included your suggestions and priorities in our strategic plan. A full summary of responses is included in the March Committee Newsletter attached.

Sunday Roast & Golf
10 April from 10:30am
9-Hole American Foursome.
 
If you can’t find a partner we will find one for you!
 
$25pp. Includes Roast Meal, Dessert & Golf
 
Entries to: Mike Hogan 027 204 4440 or email: thehogans@xtra.co.nz by Friday 8th April.

Caddies Required - Hourly rate tbc
A number of our more "senior/infirm" members are looking for fresh young bodies to carry clubs, see where their shot's have landed (any jokes about only needing to see 100 yards need to be inserted here), rake bunkers and generally assist around the course on a Saturday
 
This is a time honoured post that has led to a number of well known glitterati, such as NZ's own miserable sod, Steve Williams, as well as other lesser known (as caddies) illuminati such as Bill Murray who believes that his days as a caddy helped in him no end with his future career
 
Should you happen to have a willing child/grandchild, this is a fantastic opportunity for them to earn/fleece/help the more mature members of our club and ensure their continued enjoyment of the course.
 
Rates to be confirmed, but if in doubt, think of this as a life lesson in negotiation skills
 
Please contact Michael Mayman initially on 027 223 3765

Results - Top Tens & Ties
20/3 - 24/3
 
Sue Bunt Best Net (Ladies 9 hole)
 
32 V Parker
33 N Brown34 K Taylor
39 S Smith
40 G Gregor, 
 
22-24 Mar
 
Brenda Greenall/Jill Shore Bremford/LGU Net  (Ladies 18 Hole)
 
Div 1 (0.0-18.4)
 
-0.8 M Hogan
3.2 L Brown
 
Div 2 (18.5-27.0)
 
-0.8 J Rae
 
Div 3 (27.1-54.0)
 
3.2 M Burnside
 
22-24 Mar
 
LGU R2 Gross Results (Ladies 18 Hole)
 
Div 1 (0.0-18.4)
 
80 L Brown
82 M Hogan
 
Div 2 (18.5-27.0)
 
100 J Rae
 
Div 3 (27.1-54.0)
 
106 M Burnside
 
Wed 23 Mar 2022 
 
Stableford
 
40 Morna Hogan, Mike Hogan
39 M Goodhew, R Slater (Geraldine District)
38 R Cartwright (Pleasant Point), P Collins
37 G Giles (Mt Nessing), H King, D Allan, D Bennett
 
Twos:
 
16th Hole: Morna Hogan, Mike Hogan
 
Sat 26 Mar
 
Stableford/Nancey Latimer Trophy
 
40 K Johnston-May
36 W Smith
34 M Hogan
31 B O'Connell (Gleniti)
 
Net Medal
 
67 J Wilson
68 K Johnston-May, M Williamson, S Compton
69 P Collins
70 D Sparks, D McLean, C Miller, C Dawson
71 J Small, J Weir, S Keen, D Green (Fairlie), S Doyle
 
Twos:
 
12th Hole: Jeremy Small, Damian Rodgers, Tony Moir
15th Hole: Murray Williamson
 
Nearest the Pin:
 
Senior (13th Hole): Jordan Green 
Junior (16th hole): Jim Wilson
 
Park Night 'n Day Sponsored Hole (15th)
 
Senior: Sid Keen
Junior: Murray Williamson
 
Speights Ale House Shootout Winner: Jim Wilson

...and finally
There is some thought, from certain corners of the human experience, that we have reached the epitomy of human evolution.  We are the best we can ever possibly be and should marvel at just how perfect we actually are.
 
Codswallop of course.
 
Were that the case, then there would be no point in sport, or indeed in any attempt to improve upon past performances.  Why bother with the Olympics if we have reached the apex of achievement?
 
To my mind, change is the only constant, and the idea that we are not continually evolving and adapting suggests that we are going to be in serious do-do's.  Our very success as a species is based upon the need to meet the changes in environment; climate; circumstances; challenges, etc., and overcome them. 
 
Science currently believes that we stood up on 2 legs in order to see better over longer distances to avoid predators and become better predators at the same time.  Since that moment we have grown and developed light years beyond more than our bipedal ancestors could have ever dreamned possible - who is to say that we are not a gazillion miles away from our evolutionary end-point (if indeed such a thing as an end point even exists?)?
 
It is a fact that our brains and bodies have continually evolved over millenia and we are merely an iteration of the future variations that will undoubtably follow.
 
All of which is a poorly disguised excuse for the fact that none of us can ever string the perfect round together - anything else is merely an excuse as were we as perfect as some would lead us to believe (I am looking at you, religion), then golf would be easy as.
 
Having said that, I have been lucky enough to witness golfing perfection twice in the last three weeks.  Two long range eagles in the last 3 Saturdays, one by Dave Schrader (Head of Fashion) on the first hole from 123 metres, two weeks ago, and then one on Saturday by Allan Booth from 86 metres on the 13th, where he followed a perfect drive with an agricultural hoick to the left rough - little did we know that it was a cunning bit of course management by Boothy.  Well played, Sirs.
 
It would have been 3 in 3 if, last week, Dave hadn't laid up on the 4th hole, leaving his Ace attempt agonisingly short in an obvious attempt to avoid the cost of a round of drinks - he reckons it was half a metre short, the rest of us saw it teetering on the edge before a despairing scream from the vicinity of his anxious wallet was heard (to be fair, it was a great shot and deserved the result).
 
Sadly, these were the only examples of evolutionary perfection that I've witnessed recently, although there was the purist piece of diplomatic perfection achieved on Wednesday when Mr and Mrs Hogan, in perfect matrimonial harmony, took the honours with 40 points each - a sight rarer than the ubiquitous blue moon.
 
It has been great to see the numbers out on the course recently, and it's amazing what a bit of time to practice can do to help your scoring, now if only evolution could step in and help me a bit with my putting
 
Stay safe, and play well
 
Steve
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